Five jaws. Then we argue about the fourth wedge.

Jaw one is the pitching loft you already own, measured, not believed. Jaw two is the first gap. Jaw three is the sand. Jaw four is whether a lob earns airtime on this turf. Jaw five is bounce against the Bermuda you named on the form.

Saturday the shop closes at noon. Sunday it is dark. Bring the wedges you actually carry, including the embarrassed one.