Caliper notes · 02 Nov 2025
UNT Bermuda versus Loop 288 clay, and the stack that tried to marry them
Two turfs do not average into a third.
A player asked us to split the difference. We refused. We stamped two stacks and told him to pick a home. He picked the muni. The coastal 60 went to the trunk.
If you truly split weeks, book two audits. Do not ask the jaws to lie.